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Name: Okay Riro
Birthday: 8/16/1986
Gender: Female


Interests: Films (I'm a geek), arsing about with my EXCELLENT friends who rock my socks on a daily basis, being a smelly kid and having little shame, writing various works of insanity, random Jamaican moments, frightening the innocent, punishing the guilty, licking things, high fiving giant dogs, pointing out fat children for the amusement of others, being an affectionate little pussycat, conducting quick polls, sueing Charlotte Bronte for libel, whacking enzo with a rolled up newspaper, blowing bubbles, stealing smoke from the mouths of others, selling my friends for sexual favours, eating punks for breakfast, making keyring porn, calling pood 'dad', reciting superspeed poetry, ruling the imaginary universe with an iron fist, caterpillar cakes, pretty things in black or green, yumminess, girls and boys going out to play when the moon is shining as bright as day...
Expertise: I am currently the undefeated champion of finger sword fights...no that's not true. Sal beat me. So did Rendell. But I was drunk...
Occupation: Other
Industry: Hospitality


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Member Since: 3/17/2004

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Funerals are not fun

But this photo is


Friday, March 24, 2006

Totally forgot

It's my brother's birthday. Damn.


Sunday, March 05, 2006

Currently Listening
The Smashing Pumpkins - Greatest Hits
By The Smashing Pumpkins
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Apparantly its purple and you can ride it...

Today is the greatest day I've ever known...

No not really, I'm just listenin to that song. Bumming it muchly.

I was having an excellent time on Saturday until someone I really didnt need to see walked into the llany. It got better after that though. Twas very good considerin I was never sposed to go in the first place.

Yesterday I FINALLY got my tax refund cheque.....SIX HUNDRED AND TEN QUID!!! I think I'm gonna get VERY drunk this weekend!!!

Wednesday the bag of magazines split while I was crossing the road in the snow and the next car only stopped to tell me I look cute bent over. Then a kid playing dead gave me the thumbs up. Pretty weird.


Thursday, March 02, 2006

Like You Don't Wish You Were Him


Sunday, February 26, 2006

Smetherton!!

Yesterday 7 people had a jolly day out in Heatherton. Jo was surprisingly good at Archery and Clay pigeon shooting. She scored 39 with archery.....I scored 11.
Seriously man, anything with targets, I suck at it. Oh, and Karting too. I was REALLY bad at that. Turns out though, that I'm pretty good at golf. The final scores were:
Me: 61 (7 over par)
Cornflake: 71 (17 over par)
Tree:  81 (27 over par)
Steph 102 (48 over par)
Jo 123 (79 over par)

I;m such a loser that I actually kept the scorecard cuz I was so proud of ACTUALLY winning something. I bought a digital camera last week and huzzah! through the magic of dan's computer cuz mines a bitch, I bring photos!


Steph was a bit disappointed that there was nothing inside the diddy house on the golf course. I wish I lived there


Me on the pirate ship (It was Pirates of the carribean crazy golf)


Steph was so bumming the boat


Jo looking sleepy in the cafe


At the Kart track. I love Jo in this picture. I think she was about to eat Steph


Jo, Tree, Luke and Sarah walking down from the kart track


Steph loving the bow and arrow like a young Kevin Costner

More pictures will come when I have more uploading space



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